Ineffable Ontological Detanglement .: Introspective Assistance & Mental Analysis Manual

Psychonauts: Kit Carruthers' Commentary
We are the modern evolution of the God hippies, the psychonauts. We don't exactly conform to one state of expression like the hippies, we're just people who find the psychedelic secrets and keep them a secret. But, we found the same place inside that the hippies found. Yeeesss you can see similar feelings under placebo effect, what does that tell you? Think about it. Think about it. You're stupid. 'DEY TINK IT'S DRUGS MAGIC BUT ISN'T EVEN. No, no it isn't even. It's all magic. Drugs are the key to the magic of all, not just the magic of drugs.

We don't get to tell you these things, because all conversation that starts with "You are within the realm of man, ideas and concepts posed by man and then imposed upon reality. We are within the realm of God, the God that puts these drugs within our existence. God says God likes drugs. God says at the bottom of your mind on drugs is God." Because the response is obviously "Oh so you take drugs you go crazy, you think you SPEAK TOOOOO THA GODS... They tell you do more drugs. They say they LIVE IIINNN tha drugs." We're the "God puts these drugs on Earth" simple minded hippie.

We have to go one step further than not telling you. We have to adopt a secret club. We learn to present and detect a lower voice register, we learn how to look around for people within the vicinity without looking like we're checking for people within the vicinity. We're very mysterious. We know not to let leak philosophies, if we're smart enough we know ideas lead to ideas lead to ideas lead to people knowing we're crazy. Turn on, tune in, drop out. We live somewhere else, our lives within the people is all a sham. Some of us are not afraid to advertise our psychedelia, we know everyone in our life that we care about it psychedelic, it doesn't matter to us. On the internet some of us may be more open, if somebody from our life finds it they won't find much they'll just find drugs and spirituality. Of course we commune on message boards, we talk all about it, most of it, some of it. A lot of these message boards are just full of people who think they see something but they don't really see anything, they see a club of cool drug people.

We know if any little bit of us leaks out we're going to get an idiot a day come up to us and say "HAY. Society put in me confirmation bias apophenia law of large numbers misjudging probability false memories selective memories need for closure drug induced delirium. HAY. LISTEN TO ME. PAY ATTENTION TO ME."

Some of it leaks into the general public, they study us, they see Terence McKenna called them the self transforming machine elves, 'dey wive in 'da DMT. Well. I guess. Yeah. They can kinda... Sometimes look like... Self transforming... Machine elves. Alright. Well. See now we have to keep this shit a SECRET.